My conversation with colleagues as I got into work yesterday:
"People should not be allowed to have sex on a work night after 12 o'clock!"
I am treated to blank uncomprehending looks.
"The bed of my upstairs neighbours kept moving in a consistent fashion with the mattress creaking. It was noisy, I only got to sleep at 1am!"
My colleagues are barely containing their laughter.
"So, planning on moving then?"
"Nah, it's easier to buy ear plugs."
The rest of the day was pretty interesting too.
"People should not be allowed to have sex on a work night after 12 o'clock!"
I am treated to blank uncomprehending looks.
"The bed of my upstairs neighbours kept moving in a consistent fashion with the mattress creaking. It was noisy, I only got to sleep at 1am!"
My colleagues are barely containing their laughter.
"So, planning on moving then?"
"Nah, it's easier to buy ear plugs."
The rest of the day was pretty interesting too.