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I have a separate email account for a lot of newsletters and such and of course, loads of spam tend to arrive there as well. One thing puzzled me though, the 'Viagra-type drugs offered' emails always claimed that Ron Jeremy used them. this puzzled me, even as I moved them to the spam folder. Who is this guy and why do spammers swear by him for impotency drugs?
After looking him up on Wikipedia, this is one celebrity that I am better off not knowing about.
After looking him up on Wikipedia, this is one celebrity that I am better off not knowing about.
last meme of the day
Jan. 28th, 2008 10:51 pmSnagged from everybody.
1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?
Jensen Ackles or Joss Whedon or Kevin Smith
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Nope, I pay people to do so
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
yes
4. Do you take compliments well?
Mostly
5. Do you play Sudoku?
no, I leave that to the brainacs
1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?
Jensen Ackles or Joss Whedon or Kevin Smith
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Nope, I pay people to do so
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
yes
4. Do you take compliments well?
Mostly
5. Do you play Sudoku?
no, I leave that to the brainacs
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If I were to write chicklit....
Jan. 15th, 2008 01:23 pmOne of the chapters will start like this:
" You know the common legend of walking in a crowded place when you suddenly stumble and kept from falling by strong arms of a good-looking stranger? This is then recounted as the tale on how you met your future souldmate? Well, that never happens. I should know, I tried.
I mean at most that one can achieve is your brand new expensive top becomes smudged with some sort of a raspberry-vanilla-hazelnut ice-cream concoction that never washes off and the tiny mostrosity with a lisp will loudly demand another portion as his had been ruined by the big bad villain, meaning you. So instead of apologising for her spawn's behaiviour, the obese hag will send you a look venomous enough to classify as a weapon of mass destruction and walk off with a huff dragging the little monster by his sticky hand.That of course makes you wonder on why you embarked on trying to meet any handsome strangers at all if the end result will leave you looking like Barney the purple Dinosaur, whilst you try not to lose sight of the mutants who by age 5 have the agility of Spiderman on speed. Naturally, looking at thinner, younger inspiration of Sports Illustrated model will put you in the mood to scare off Grendel's mother. So why do we still pursue the hope of meeting good looking strangers in futile attempt to fulfill the illusion portrayed on the Mills and Boon's covers?"
Random memories
Jan. 10th, 2008 11:13 amI have downloaded to my PC at work some of the pictures I took over the course of last year that I thought were quite good.
Here are some of them under the cut.
Here are some of them under the cut.
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Signs and Portents
Dec. 3rd, 2007 08:48 amSpotted on the way to work:
A silver Mercedes-Benz SUV with a curious number plate of "000ERA:GP".
A sign when entering the suburb situated near work:
"Welcome to the Parkview area
This area is now monitored by the police
NO Criminals allowed"
The letters and words were scarteched out with green paint.
It is remarkable how much of a difference in traffic congestion the annual December school holidays, if there is a babysitting association somewhere, they must be smiling from joy.
Back to catching up on the f-list - only 104 tabs to go still.
A silver Mercedes-Benz SUV with a curious number plate of "000ERA:GP".
A sign when entering the suburb situated near work:
"Welcome to the Parkview area
This area is no
The letters and words were scarteched out with green paint.
It is remarkable how much of a difference in traffic congestion the annual December school holidays, if there is a babysitting association somewhere, they must be smiling from joy.
Back to catching up on the f-list - only 104 tabs to go still.
Errandous - is there such a word?
Nov. 26th, 2007 03:47 pmI did 305 things today, yet still have another 304 to do. At least, the most important stuff is out of the way, I think. Since my medical aid is now sorted, I booked an appointment with a biokineticist today. On the way to the gym entrance I spotted a car with the nameplate: "MUDGUT", who wants to be identified as mudgut? Seriously!
At least as per the kineticist, I am very very flexible (no dirty positions were employed), but like all women who have not attended gym and pack a few extra kgs, I am morbidly obeseas per my fat percentage. Well, the results can tell that to my new siza36 (size 12) skirt!
At least as per the kineticist, I am very very flexible (no dirty positions were employed), but like all women who have not attended gym and pack a few extra kgs, I am morbidly obeseas per my fat percentage. Well, the results can tell that to my new siza36 (size 12) skirt!
Completely @Random oh, and a poll
Nov. 12th, 2007 01:33 pmIt's Monday and let's be honest; Mondays are very much not fun. What is often even truer is that there are a lot of people who make Monday even less fun, like chirpy and irritable colleagues.[Poll #1087147][Poll #1087147]
Make your own stove
Sep. 26th, 2007 11:27 amThis is so cool, although I would not necessarily take it camping.
Side note entry
Apr. 7th, 2007 10:44 pmI was copying some pictures for my mother to take home with her and came across this one. It was one of the last pictures I took before I left Amsterdam a few weeks back.
The cat belonged to a sushi restaurant near which the bike was parked. It sniffed delicately and then retreated back to the restaurant as soon as he saw me, the curious tourist. Thank goodness, he did not charge me for the photo:)
The cat belonged to a sushi restaurant near which the bike was parked. It sniffed delicately and then retreated back to the restaurant as soon as he saw me, the curious tourist. Thank goodness, he did not charge me for the photo:)
